21 Hilarious Quotes By Paresh Rawal That Will Get You ROFL

One of the finest character actors of Bollywood, Paresh Rawal has been around for too long for anyone not to know his name. Although, we’d seen him mostly in villainous roles at the beginning of his carrier, Rawal had set the standards very high with his recent performance in comic roles.

Let’s take a look at some of the most rib tickling dialogues that Rawal had delivered over the years.

1. Hera Pheri (2000)

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2. Agar subah subah sandaas jana hai toh singer banna padega

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Hera Pheri (2000)

 

3. Tumhari tarah Mahatma Gandhi baith gaye hote ghar mein…biwi biwi beta beta karte huye…toh tum aaj bhi kisi angrez ke ghar mein latrine saaf kar rahe hote

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Nayak (2001)

 

4. Hera Pheri (2000)

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5. Jeetu: Woh painting ko dekh raha tha, bohot khubsoorat hai, kaafi menhgi hogi na?

Radeshyam Tiwari (Paresh Rawal): Malum Nahi main toh chori karke laya tha 

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Hungama (2003)

 

6. Awara Paagal Deewana (2002)

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7. Tiwari (Rawal): Kaha ja rahe ho hippopotamus ke saath?

Wife: Yeh hippie potamaus nahi, mera kutta hai!

Tiwari : Arey main kutte se hi pooch raha hoon, kaha jaraha          hai hippopotamus ke saath? 

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Hungama (2003)

 

8.  Eh! Lagta hai tera ghutna kharab hai! Tu jaldi kisi plumber se ilaj kara! Sachhi bolta hu

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Deewane Hue Pagal (2005)

 

9. Hera Pheri (2000)

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10. Manilal (Rawal): Saali Haramkhor, saali kutri, kulta!

Wife: kya kehre ho tum?

Manilal: Aisa main khamkha tumhare bare mein sochta raha, ho!

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Awara Paagal Deewana (2002)

 

 

11. Golmaal: Fun Unlimited (2006)

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12. Majnu Bhai: 4 khokey jaldi se dheeley kar!

  Dr. Ghunghroo (Rawal): Accha Accha crore? Woh bhi char! Tera      baap yaha pe chodd ke gaya tha ya ki teri ma?

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Welcome (2007)

 

13. Hungama (2003)

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14. Malamaal Weekly (2006)

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15. Hera Pheri (2000)

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16. Chal Gopi Baccho ko bhi bag mein thuslein aur nikal lein 

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Hulchul (2004)

 

17. Ram Ram, yeh Patni hai ki panauti hai? 

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Hungama (2003)

 

18. Himmatwala (2013)

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19. Babu Rao (Rawal): Accha bol tumhara samasya kya hai, bol

Shyam: Ji mera naam Shyam hai…

Babu: Ah, toh yeh tumhari samsya hai, ha toh naam badal dalo,
usmein gao se idhar aaneki kya zaroorat hai? 

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Hera Pheri (2000)

20. Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja… lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahin bheja

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Ready (2011)

 

21. Teja Main Hoon, mark idhar hai 

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Andaz Apna Apna (1994)

Now, read out the dialogues in that impeccable Paresh Rawal style.

 

Courtesy: StoryPick